Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,
I take my chances.
I die for a livin' in the movies and TV.
But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new car.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,
Or Tarzan from a vine.
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president
but i've got the best first ladies.
Some days i've got'em as far as the eyes can see, oh ee.

A morning drive with Jackie Smith
I crash in the night with Cheryl,
but in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building,
so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt,
i might leap a mighty canyon
so he can kiss and flirt.

While that smooth talker's kissin' my girl
i'm just kissin' dirt.

Yes i'm the lonely stuntman that made a lover out the Burt.